Dear diary:It's day 4 of my annoying glue-to-pavement accident. Who the hell puts glue on the pavement anyway? Stupid glue! Stupid pavement..Anywho...Today a dude stopped by with a Mountain Dew and some new glasses to make me look even cooler. So I guess, it's not all bad.I do miss my "lemmy", though. Some sicko must have shaved it off while I was sleepstanding.
Dear diary:
ReplyDeleteIt's day 4 of my annoying glue-to-pavement accident. Who the hell puts glue on the pavement anyway? Stupid glue! Stupid pavement..
Anywho...Today a dude stopped by with a Mountain Dew and some new glasses to make me look even cooler. So I guess, it's not all bad.
I do miss my "lemmy", though. Some sicko must have shaved it off while I was sleepstanding.